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What is with Katie Holmes and her ongoing trend of wearing stellar jeans? Aren’t these jeans awesome? I want a pair very badly. Apparently, they’re “Paige Denim High Rise Bell Canyon jeans in Breckinridge.” Breckinridge is a color now…? Sure. I’m not even going to look up how much these jeans cost, though. I know it will just depress me. Let me live in these dream state for a little while longer where I can imagine that I too can find a great pair of jeans that will fit me this well.

Meanwhile, Katie and her new “style” has taken the cover of Life & Style this week. And when I say “style” I mean “eating disorder”. At least according to L&S – the tabloid claims that Katie is such a powerless victim in her life, that she’s taking control of the one thing that Xenu doesn’t have an absolute say in: what food she consumed. Yes, Katie has apparently lost weight because she simply wanted to make ONE decision for herself, or as a source tells L&S, “Tom may have taken over every aspect of her life, but only she has control over her body.” The insider even claims that Tom treats Katie “like his Eliza Doolittle” and that Katie is on a “near hunger-strike”. Meaning she drinks Diet Coke all day and works out a lot.

And now that she’s spending a lot of time in Miami, in a bikini, people are starting to notice her penis belly button weight loss. A witness to Katie’s slimness noted, “It was jarring how painfully thin she looked.” No worries, though, because now that everyone is talking about how unhealthy she looks (seriously, she doesn’t look unhealthy at all), Katie will probably put some weight back on because Suri will order it. A source says, “Suri is the only bright light in Katie’s long lonely days.” Sure. Makes sense (not really). By the way, Katie’s rep denied the story to Gossip Cop.

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